(T/F) This Is Security ...
Just for fun, let's try to guess which of the statements is true and which is false. (Hint - Elimination by logic will be neither accepted nor necessary):
Answer: The first two are true. I don't know about number three, and can't comment on #4.1) Al Quada has threatened to set off dirty bombs in seven American stadiums this weekend.
2) The ACLU has just succeeded in making contraband searches illegal at NFL stadiums.
3) College football stadiums have excellent security.
4) High school football stadiums are most secure in Texas because high school marching band moms tend to be better armed there.
For extra points, write in your own words why the threats aren't credible. "Because I said so" doesn't count, but extrapolation is okay. Use all the theoretical models you can think of.
For more extra points: Pretend like something actually did happen this weekend. Estimate how much taxpayer money will be spent in Congressional investigations aimed at proving it was Bush's fault all along. (Hint - you may count as high as you know how to, then round up to the nearest hundred million.)
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